![]() 06/04/2015 at 21:36 • Filed to: Rick Perry, Texas, Gig em | ![]() | ![]() |
But none of us will ever be this cool. Maybe this is enough heteronormative masculinity for all y’all?
This is not an endorsement for any candidate in any election, though I do enjoy an online political pissing match as much as anyone.
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Bernie Sanders 2016.
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I don’t care that he was a cheerleader, it’s the Aggie thing...
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You have to deal with a union now. If you can’t embrace Soviet Brutalist architecture, you’re no comrade of mine.
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Old White Guy 2016!
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KFC Founder 2016!
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That ain’t brutalism tho... maybe socialist realism?
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#That One Old White Guy Who Actually Has His Shit in Gear 2016
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I don’t know man, since when does being from Texas not cancel out your coolness?
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You make a valid point that I had not considered. I will have to examine my position on the issue.
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Still pretty commie. All those buildings are government owned too.
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He has rallied the Ron Paul people.
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I do love fried chicken.
Is anyone from Kentucky running? Vote for them for a future full of fried chicken.
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I’ll just leave this here. They don’t call him Governor Hair for nothing.
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The Hitler Youth cut comes back every few decades. We are currently nearing a condition of Peak Hitler Youth Hair in this present time as well.
That said, I hope I have that hair at his age. Hair is on fleek.
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Someone wore that jacket better.
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Those pants are hideous.
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My wife is from Texas, and she’s cooler than you. And probably a finer marksman.
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Cooler
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Rand Paul
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I’m willing to deal with a guy who has his last name as his first name and a first name as his last name for more fried chicken and Corvettes.
#RunOnSentencelopnik
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But I work in Kentucky, you don’t want Rand Paul
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Can you send me some fried chicken then?
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If you’re ever in my area I’ll buy you some
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Precisely what an un-cool person would say
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What’s brutal is the paving out in front of that building has gaps just the right size to catch a skinny bike tire. Got a concussion going end over when I was a sophomore.
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Get a car hippie
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God, can you imagine the amount of bullshit we’d have to hear if an aggie got elected president? I almost killed myself after hearing “S-E-C!” the past couple of years
(hi from austin)
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I just give him crap for being a bad governor and the walking, talking personification of every aggie joke ever told.
That is a rad picture, though.
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If College Station does end up bulldozing the track, I’m fine with donating the whole joint to China. TWS is really its only endearing quality.
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Ya done well.
(TX FTW.)